Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.
Laura and Ryan are perfect for each other: they both love Meryl Streep, have been totally destroyed by previous relationships, and they have no idea what they are supposed to do tonight. They also both know that they'll have to pretend to be completely different to how they've ever been previously, in the hope of getting it right this time. How bad can a second date really go and what is there to lose? Ryan and Laura are about to find out.
Since early childhood, Björn has secretly carried an insurmountable fear. When his father dies of old age, he and his four sisters are each left with a video message, that makes him question everything. Director Johan Löfstedt’s extended family play themselves in a heartfelt and unconventional film about life, death and the courage to change
本片通(tōng )过替(tì )人(🛣)要(🤘)账(zhàng )的女(nǚ )孩(🌆)卓(🌡)一(yī )和在(zài )夜场(🍠)唱(chàng )歌的(de )歌手(📜)静(🎑)(jì(😖)ng )雅为(wéi )双主角。卓(zhuó )一老大装有(🛃)(yǒ(🚠)u )非法数据的(de )项(🥛)链(🛂)(liàn )给了静(jìng )雅，而(🚁)静(😸)雅(yǎ )迫于(yú )面(😦)子(🎐)接(jiē )受后(hòu )，又转(zhuǎn )手邮(yóu )寄给(🕺)了(🔅)原来(lái )大山的朋(🧡)友(yǒu )。卓一为了替(🎺)老(🐥)大取回项链，带(📑)着(❄)静雅一起去偏远的山区，卓一的(🤔)冤(🎊)对头挑拨卓一和老大的关系，一(yī(📥) )路(💦)被追杀。两人性(🛑)格(⌛)各(gè )异，一路言(yá(👹)n )语不(bú )多，却(què(😞) )彼(😷)此(🛣)(cǐ )心事满(mǎn )满，一些列(liè )事件(jià(🚸)n )后(🕢)，两人彼(bǐ )此有(🗾)的(🔬)新的(de )认知和好感(🎹)(gǎ(🤠)n )。两(liǎng )人也对(duì(🏌) )迷(🆕)茫(máng )的未来(lái )有了(le )一个反(fǎn )省(🈵)。卓(🏄)一为(wéi )了保(bǎo )护(🔟)静雅，被(bèi )老大杀(👽)掉(🤐)，而老大也被静(👽)雅(☕)的朋友射伤。坏人最终被绳子依(📿)法(🔌)。静雅也带着父亲离开，去追寻理想(🔔)的(🎩)生活。
青龙(lóng )集(🕴)团(🐩)董事长(zhǎng )过世后(👴)，给(gěi )青龙(lóng )集(🤽)团(💉)太(👂)(tài )子爷(yé )留下了(le )镇帮(bāng )之宝：(🏘)一(🧀)支(zhī )可以号(hà(💯)o )令(🌍)整(zhěng )个青龙集团(💉)(tuá(🗿)n )所有人的大(dà(🍦) )哥(🕰)大手提电(diàn )话。一日，太子(zǐ )爷独(😭)自(🍚)(zì )去按(àn )摩院按(🥐)(àn )摩，青龙公(gōng )司(🐂)一(🚔)(yī )群起了异心(🐞)(xī(🚽)n )的小人得到(dào )消息后，来到按摩(🕳)院(🌞)准(💙)备劫持太子爷，夺走可以号令青(🚅)龙(⏪)公司上下的大(🤤)哥(🆑)大，欲控制整个青(⛴)龙集团。哪知阴(🕳)差(🎡)阳(👖)(yáng )错将身怀太(tài )极推(tuī )拿绝技(💈)(jì(🎱) )、胸(xiōng )有大志(🌮)(zhì(🦒) )，却(què )因低微(wēi )的(🧓)工(♊)(gōng )作被周(zhōu )遭(🔼)人(🃏)(rén )嫌弃的按摩(mó )师阿宝当成(ché(🆒)ng )了(🍤)太子爷并(bìng )将其(👏)(qí )绑架。阿宝(bǎo )乘(🙀)乱(🏄)逃(táo )出后(hòu )，去(😏)找(😎)(zhǎo )女朋(péng )友阿朵(duǒ )，不(bú )料阿朵(🤟)父(😼)亲(💅)(qīn )因欠人钱，被白虎帮挟持，阿宝(📯)答(💐)应三天内替阿(📤)朵(🦄)救出父亲。阿宝、(🦔)阿朵以及真正(🌰)的(🐑)太(🍫)子爷策划了一场一箭双雕的好(🔻)戏(🚒)，却(què )上演了一场(🔎)(chǎng )又一场啼笑(xià(🉐)o )皆(🛳)非(fēi )的“闹(nào )剧(🐹)”，一(🕌)边(biān )是青(qīng )龙集团(tuán )错认(rèn )阿(💫)宝(🏋)为太子(zǐ )爷，一边是(shì )阿宝错认为(📵)(wé(📧)i )这是未来老(lǎ(🥨)o )丈(🌗)人(rén )的考题(tí )，将(jiāng )青龙集(jí )团(🤰)上(🍤)(shà(🥁)ng )下骗得(dé )团团(tuán )转。阿宝和(hé )阿(💆)朵(👢)从合作(zuò )布局(🐅)，到(🎪)产生误会，到合力(⏩)救出阿朵的父(➡)亲(🏟)，磨(😀)难重重，考验不断。剧情跌宕起伏(✔)、(🤞)搞笑逗逼，按摩师(🌚)阿宝更是(shì )成为(🤩)了(🌌)承载(zǎi )底层小(🈸)人(🛰)物(wù )英雄(xióng )情怀以(yǐ )及忠(zhōng )贞(💝)爱(🌀)情(qíng )的一(yī )代了不(bú )起的(de )“按摩侠(♓)”！
孤(🐸)女立夏(xià )深山(📶)武(🎪)校艺(yì )成下山报恩(ēn )。其(qí )恩人(🧦)尉(💁)(wè(🥉)i )迟东(dōng )举办的(de )马术(shù )比赛遭(zā(🤡)o )遇(🍗)赌(dǔ )博集团操(💞)控(🙍)(kòng )。尉迟委托(tuō )星(🚐)宇安保公(gōng )司(🕝)保(🔨)护(🎏)众骑手，并安排立夏加入该公司(🌧)实(👇)习。几经波折后，立(🛅)夏在安保公司站(👹)住(🎲)了脚并解决了(➡)安(🐴)全危(wēi )机。
城市里(lǐ )出现了一群(👨)(qú(🚏)n )怪鸟(niǎo )，他们(men )开始(shǐ )筑巢，而人(rén )们(🧢)被(🦄)慢(màn )慢的(de )吸引(🤶)到(🐽)巢里(lǐ )居住。
孤女(nǚ )立夏深山武(Ⓜ)(wǔ(🖱) )校(😃)艺成下山(shān )报恩(ēn )。其恩(ēn )人尉(🎁)(wè(🌌)i )迟东举(jǔ )办的(⛱)(de )马(🎆)术比(bǐ )赛遭(zāo )遇(🥃)赌博集团(tuán )操控(🚣)。尉(👀)迟(chí )委托星宇安(ān )保公司保护(🛥)众(📸)骑手，并安排立夏(📆)加入该公司实习(💆)。几(😔)经波折后，立夏(⌚)在(📇)安保公司站住了脚并解决了安(🍼)(ā(✋)n )全危机。
